Time: Saturday March 30th at 11:00 am
Place: Apartment of the Loor family.
Subject: Toilets and Mysterious Yellow Spots
Me: Hey, Marcelo. There is a yellow spot on the outside of the toilet near the back side. I think it's pee. Can you please clean it? (evoking our long standing agreement that I don't do toilets and in return I do all other housework)
Marcelo: It's not mine
Me:Uh. . . . What?
Marcelo: It's not mine!! I don't pee outside the toilet.
Me: It's all the way in the back!! And it's in the space between the toilet and the sink vanity stand. For me to have done that, I would have had to climb up on the counter top, with one leg there and other on the toilet seat. And press my body against the wall. Do you think I did that?
Marcelo:. . . .(Silence)
Me: Let's just be logical here, which one of us has an extendable flex hose from which they pee? And which one sits down every time to do it? Which one of us has the physical equipment to make this happen, and which one has never peed standing up? Again, let's be logical about this. Which one of us most likely did this?
Marcelo:. . . .I just know it wasn't me
Baffling, my friends. Absolutely baffling.
He's so lucky he is cute and he makes cute babies with me.
And I guess I should be lucky that he cleans the toilet for me. And it's mysterious "yellow spots" on the lateral posterior fascia.
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
A Real Conversation With My Dear Husband
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4 comments:
That is too funny. *sigh* Boys!
Quite baffling, indeed! Thank goodness cute babies and toilet cleaning husband make up for the "unsolved" mysteries of the household.
That's hilarious.
Guaranteed my husband would have taken it to the grave that it wasn't his.
wait a minute. you've never peed standing up?
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