So I got a call from our second counselor in the Relief Society today. She asked if I could substitute teach in R.S. next week. I of course immediately agreed. Because relief society lessons in our ward are usually really bad (since the bishop's wife got released. She gave the best lessons) and the teachers have a hard time reigning in the horrible comments. Seriously, there was a comment about a serial rapist the other day. So beyond the scope of the lesson on the word of wisdom!!!
So I find myself rolling my eyes a lot and thinking I could do better.
Then she says, "so the lesson is #12. . . .The Atonement"
Gulp. Gasp. Choke. Vomit a little in mouth, quickly swallow it and say, "Ohh! Great!"
Someone is being served up a hefty HEFTY slice of humble pie. With ice cream. You know, "a la mode" style. And then a big portion of humble cobbler, also with ice cream. And humble brownies with mint frosting on top. I'm going to eat some serious humble calories next week.
Stupid, stupid girl.
P.S. I have birthday pictures and travel log to post. But as you might suspect, my mind is a little scattered as of 6 pm this afternoon. Stupid girl, indeed.
Saturday, June 12, 2010
Scarred Witless
Posted by Ali at 7:22 PM
Labels: Confessions
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3 comments:
Oh. Oh. OH! I always give a sigh of relief that I'm not a teacher when that topic comes up. Good luck!!!
You'll be amazing!! Don't even give it a second thought. :)
i have seen you teach the gospel and te digo que no hay nothing to worry about. that double negative being the spanish form, of course. you will be wonderful and those women are in for a treat. suerte!
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