Just so you know. . .

If you try to answer your phone with one hand while you are feeding your child with the other, it's very possible that you will not be able to do it with lots of finesse. So it's possible that you will flip open your phone and it will falter in your hands. But you will be lifting it up to your ear so quickly that you won't be able to stop the flow of motion. The phone will be open and the thinnest part of it just might knock you right at the outer corner of your right eye.

Just so you know, if this happens, it will cause so so much pain that you will literally see stars. And leave a bruise on the side of your eye. It will be lovely. And will smart like a bee-yotch whenever you blink. Which you only do about 1o times a minute, right? And you will feel like an idiot whenever you tell anyone about it.

Just so you know.