Dear Stupid Person

Dear person who is 19 days late in returning a book:

I am #1 on the list.

You are nearly 3 weeks overdue.

I hate you.*

If the library were to publish your name, I would come egg your house.

How selfish ARE you. . .?

What gives you the right. . .?

I've now lost the ability to formulate whole sentences. So you have that on your conscious too. Are you happy, stupid person? Overdue books and now speech/writing impediments

I hope you and your (soon to be) 3 week overdue book are happy.



* I don't really *HATE* you. I just want to punch you in the throat. Right Judd?